TechElon Musk gets the OK for brain implants, and everyone’s making the same jokeNeuralink gets the green light to test its brain-computer interface with human subjectsWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.

TechElon Musk gets the OK for brain implants, and everyone’s making the same jokeNeuralink gets the green light to test its brain-computer interface with human subjectsWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.

Neuralink gets the green light to test its brain-computer interface with human subjects

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If you’ve been wondering whyElon Musk’s Twittersuddenly seems full of gifs showing various TV characters with their heads on fire, it’s all about another of Musk’s companies: Neuralink. The news that Neuralink has been given the green light in the US to begin human tests of its brain/computer interface resulted in a predictable but still funny flood of memes riffing on another Musk-related topic, Teslas' supposed propensity for bursting into flames.

It’s amusing but it coincided with something more serious: a huge leak of internal Tesla documents detailing tons of customer complaints about terrifying faults in Tesla cars including random acceleration and unexpected hard braking. The leak, to German-language newspaperHandelsblatt, covers complaints running from 2015 to 2022 and looks pretty damning.

In that light, the jokes don’t seem so funny. You wantthis guyputting things into your brain?

The US FDA, the organisation that regulates health products and human trials, has previously rejected Neuralink’s proposals due to “dozens of issues the company must address” including fears around the use of lithium batteries and concerns that removing the implants might cause damage. These concerns appear to have been addressed, however, and the FDA has now green-lit human testing.

For Neuralink, the approval is the first step towards a glorious future: “we are currently focused on giving people with quadriplegia the ability to control their computers and mobile devices with their thoughts,” the firm says; it also hopes to help blind people regain their sight and ultimately help people with spinal cord injuries regain the use of their limbs.

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Those are lofty – and worthwhile – goals. But Musk has a long track record of over-promising and under-delivering, and the “move fast and break things” approach beloved of tech entrepreneurs is a lot more serious when it can affect actual people. I really hope this tech delivers what it promises. And I hope that everyone involved understands that human health is like driving: there are some corners you just can’t cut.

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